this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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