We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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