Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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