It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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