Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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