and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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