She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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