I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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