You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
After tacos, we're chasing women.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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