You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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