You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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