Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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