I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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