Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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