Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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