I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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