i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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