sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
