I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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