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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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