I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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