Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I need a beard to bite.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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