Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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