She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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