I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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