Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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