I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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