Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I need a beard to bite.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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