why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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