There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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