OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Everyone says I win the strip club
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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