Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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