how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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