Slut skills are useful in every country.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize