i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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