U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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