Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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