Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I deserve this hangover.
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