You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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