Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I will be naked everywhere
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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