her vagine was all disorganized.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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