i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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