I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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