we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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