Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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