i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
True strength comes from lack of pants
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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