god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
