I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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