This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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