well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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