Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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