Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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