fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Acid is not a monday night drug
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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